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it pisses me off when people say shit like “everyone is beautiful”
come on if everyone was beautiful there’d be no concept of beauty or ugliness
just face the fact that some people out there are really hot and some are really ugly it’s just how it is
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
